Random Insanity

Skit Tales of Vesperia

Quelques jours avant sa sortie japonaise et 3 semaines avant sa sortie américaine, des Skits (ou saynètes) de Tales of Vesperia ont d'ors et déjà filtré de par le web.
En exclusivité continentale je vous présente l'une d'entre elles:

Raven: Hum Repede what are Yuri and Estelle doing?

Repede: WOUF!

Raven: Seriously you mean he puts his ...

Repede: WOUF!

Raven: in and out?

Repede: WOUF!

Raven: It is really interesting, i'm going to see that by myself.

*One minute later, behind a tree*

Estelle: Yuri!

Yuri: ESTERUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

...

Raven: He cames too quickly i'm a little dissapointed.

Repede: ...

Raven: Let's head back to the camp we will maybe see other interesting things

...

Raven: Karol!

Karol: What is it Raven?

Raven: Do you see the two girls chatting?

...

Rita: The weather is nice today isn't it?

Judith: Yes and the sun growing stronger as always

...

Raven: You find Rita Cute right? You can't lie to me.

Karol: Well that's true but i prefer Nan, and she always kicks me...

Raven: Who cares Nan, we're going to kill her it's in the script. Life is short you must enjoy it when you can. Come on do you want to stay virgin like Ruca an Caius or not?

Karol: Well saying like that obviously no...

Raven: Good, i suppose you already know she likes when it's big.

Karol: She likes what ?

Raven: I'm talking about dragoon off course, you're really hopeless you know...

Karol: All right all right, so what am i supposed to do?

Raven: Well ask him for going out with you and tell him you have a pretty big to enjoy. She will understand immediately

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